Friday, 29 November 2013

HITTING IS FOR PANEL BEATERS

        I know that majority of our readers are probably unmarried but I'm sure most if not all of us want to experience the thrills of marriage eventually. That said, I read a story on www.ofilispe 
 

aks.com (I say 'I read' a lot, don't I? Lol) about a woman whose husband burnt her with hot iron and killed her son! That's her in the picture.  Now, my question is, what on God's green goodness could have made a living, breathing human do something so callous to someone they once claimed to love? Domestic violence is never right, under no circumstances is it justifiable to hit your spouse. Marriage is meant to be a partnership not a serf-baron relationship. Domestic violence, as unbelievable as it may seem, is a two-way thing.    
     Before you marry someone, you should have courted the person for a reasonable amount of time. Now, don't get me wrong, every now and then there are people so dubious that you can't tell their true characters even after months with them. There are also those who show you that they desperately need anger management, but us girls  tend to see only what we want to see. They say love is blind, there should probably be a saying like 'Love has odeeshi' (it does not enter) ; Because how else would you explain a guy hitting his girlfriend and the girl not dumping his sorry behind that very second! Ladies, do not be deceived, don't tell yourself. 'He was angry', 'he's not like that', 'he apologised'. If he hit you once, whether ten years or twenty minutes from now, HE WILL DO IT AGAIN. Let me advise you to advise yourself. "Oh girl, pack your things and pick race!!!" Its better to leave with your organs intact than stick it out in the name of love and die.
          Sometimes, its not even easy to leave. He's possessive, powerful and fearful. My dear you are  Superwoman! If anyone deserves happiness it's you. You shouldn't have to suffer beating. Slave trade was abolished centuries ago, nobody has the right to make you feel anything less than awesome. If he is crazy and doesn't let you leave, use your brains, call a  family member or a friend and do not hesitate if someone wants to help you, don't be brainwashed, Violence is not love!
        Guys, Beating your wife should be right next to poverty on your dreaded lifetime list. Women will nag, insult, shout, annoy; trust me you're not perfect either but nothing she will do will ever make it ok to hit her. If you think you have a hot temper, channel it into making Nigeria better. If you want to hit something to ease out the frustration, my father's mechanic or 'engineer' as he likes to call him, will appreciate the help with all the cars he needs to panel beat. Think of it this way, every guy adores his mum. How would you feel if you saw you dad or anyone hitting your mum? Rage, Instinct to protect......remember that picture when you feel like hitting your wife and flee before the devil uses you because the Judge that will try you won't hear ' it was the devil's handwork' and if you just do it for sadistic pleasure. Ha! Then my friend, your gateman post is waiting for you in Hell oh!    
     All this would just be words if we don't change our mentality. We gravitate towards the most handsome or most beautiful and the wealthiest partners, overlooking other traits and the thing is people show little signs of their true characters, but we choose to overlook them. Its a start to control your anger and promise not to hit your spouse but for those crazy people who do hit their wives, there is a way to help. Send an email to ngozi.ilondu@projectalertnig.org. Project Alert is an N.G.O concerned with domestic violence. There is a law in Lagos prohibiting domestic violence, let's make some noise and increase the awareness. Send an email to the email address provided above asking what you can do to help. Don't think this doesn't concern you, your sister could be suffering for all you know. And remember, if you must hit something, my dad's 'engineer' is in Lekki oooh!                                                                                                    


                                                                                                                    Erin Silver
                                                                                                                    @nky_otk  on twitterwww.ofilispeaks.com

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

The god of NEPA


GRAND COMMANDER OF THE ORDER OF DARKNESS II

Please click here to read Part 1 of this article

“A belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.” -Joseph Conrad.

Power Hoarding Company of Nigeria, PHCN has proved the truth in Joseph Conrad’s words. Since I posted part 1 of this article, I have not seen NEPA generated electricity in my house with my two eyes or even in my dream. Many of our readers nationwide also complained to me that the moment they opened the link to this story to read it, electricity has become a scarce commodity in their homes. I had to call a prayer warrior in my church who after intense prayers revealed that the father of one of our readers works in PHCN, and he got to read the story through his daughter who showed it to him. And true enough, one of my friends on my Whatsapp list messaged me to confirm this. I have been begging her since to tell her father that he shouldn’t take the article personally.
They finally decided to bring the light after three days of perpetual darkness, but alas, the
light they brought was the true definition of a Greek gift- completely useless. It only succeeded in blowing up all the bulbs in my house, as well as my laptop charger. It seems that they are trying to kill my career. But HE that is in me...

As I write this, it is in fear of the most powerful erst-while public corporation in the country. PHCN seems to have a god who oversees their activities and directs the amount of light that each part of the country should have. This god has successfully proved throughout the country that he is not only to be respected, but also be feared. I remember the period during 2002 FIFA World Cup when our Pastor used to include NEPA in his prayer points for the week. There were also times before Fashola became the governor of Lagos State that you would wake up to find sacrifices just in front of the transformer to appease the god of electricity. I want to vehemently re-iterate, that this god of PHCN should be held in awe in all Nigerian homes. Of course, there are Nigerians who had the privilege of growing up without knowing what NEPA is. These are people whose fathers probably stole millions of naira meant for the development of the country in general and hid in Swiss banks. The rest of us, whose parents religiously paid their taxes were taught at an early age the different mannerisms with which to pay homage to the god of NEPA. Whenever they feel like ‘bringing’ the light, we have to show our appreciation by shouting “UP NEPAAAAAA!!!’ And believe me, the god of NEPA is an omnipresent diety who is always listening to see whether your shout is loud and genuine enough.
This god of NEPA has a way of announcing himself in grand style during Premier League matches on Saturday. He will show us that power does not belong to the masses but the elite just when Van Persie is about to score. And also on Tuesday and Wednesday night during Champions League matches. He also strikes just when the movie has got to that interesting point where Tonto Dikeh is about to slap Nonso Diobi for ‘toasting’ her. And of course, if you are watching the movie on Africa Magic, you will know that the few seconds that it would take to switch on the generator would cost you the satisfaction of actually seeing Nonso Diobi getting slapped.

But given their recent exploits in the homes of Nigerian masses, I would like to confer a National Award on behalf of the Exploited Citizens of Nigeria to this great company: The Grand Commander of the Order of Darkness. Please, if you know anybody that knows anybody that knows the PRO of PHCN, ask him to come ahead and collect the award, because we must give honour to whom honour is due.

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There was a time in 2011 when President Goodluck Jonathan promised Nigerians that “By the year 2012, Nigerians will not need generators again.” When I heard that, I immediately said ‘Amen’ because it is only by divine intervention that such can only come to pass in this country. True to GEJ’s words, electricity supply increased tremendously throughout the country in the year 2012. But it seems that there will always be a select group of badbellles in this country, people whose births were monitored by witches, who pride themselves in sabotaging resources meant for the good of the Nigerian masses. These badbelles exist in every cadre of the Nigerian society- from the hot shot politician who works in the Ministry of Power to the Permanent Secretaries that divert funds to their private accounts, down to the secretaries and clerks who refuse to be meticulous in their handling of files. These are obviously the men capable of every wickedness that Joseph Conrad spoke about.
We are in the twenty-first century, when the issue of electricity should not be a priority item in this country that enjoys abundant sunlight. The first step to overcoming this malady is to play our part by paying our taxes and NEPA bills promptly. To quote Governor Fashola, “It is when the citizens have played their part by paying their taxes that they can expect the Government to do things for them."

P.S:   Imagine yourself as a parent, and you ask your child that million-dollar question: “What do you want to become when you grow up?” and receive the reply: “I wantchu be a NEPA man when I grow up.” What would your reaction be?

Pls, don't share this article with anyone who has relatives working in PHCN. I have had enough of them.

I am oluwanonso_Esq on Twitter.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

GRAND COMMANDER OF THE ORDER OF DARKNESS


Today, we shall be taking a course in Electrical and Electronics Engineering (Elect/Elect). We shall be focusing solely on the most minor source of electricity in Nigeria: the Public Power Sector.
NEPA, the giver and taker of light, the sole administrator for night marauders and protector of all evils is the public agency in charge of electricity distribution in Nigeria (let’s call them NEPA for now). Recent studies indicate that NEPA is one of the most popular agencies in Nigeria. In fact, I am jealous of NEPA’s popularity because hardly a day goes by without people discussing them. My little cousins’ first words in this world was “UP NEPA!” Can you imagine? This girl that had refused to talk for nearly eight months suddenly shouted those magic words about a month ago when NEPA decided to prove their power. And then you can imagine her disappointment when they then took the light barely two minutes later.

The history of NEPA can be traced back to the end of the 19th century when the first generating power plant was installed in Lagos in 1898. Then in 1950, the Electricity Corporation of Nigeria (NEPA’s father) passed an ordinance (whatever that means) with which they were married to the Niger Damn Authority (I mean Niger DAM Authority).  Imagine, it took 23 years before this marriage finally produced a child. The parents had to visit different Babalawos before one powerful Alfa in Ogun State was able to break this barrenness. Thus, ECN and NDA gave birth to NEPA on January 6, 1973.

Then in 1989, under Gen. Ibrahim Babangida, several private investors began to toast NEPA. But most of these private investors were only interested in getting into her pants, and only a few were actually interested in marrying her. But Ibrahim Babngida, who was NEPA’s guardian at that time (her parents ECN and NDA were dead) did not want anyone messing with   NEPA, so he passed a decree, stating that the monopoly of all commercial electricity supply shall be enjoyed by NEPA to the exclusion of all other organisations.
In 2005, Obasanjo began to receive gifts from different men who were interested in NEPA. You see, NEPA was enjoying so great a monopoly of darkness that business men began to get concerned and then they tried using gifts to get the Commander-in-Chief to opt for privatisation. Plans for privatisation started under Obasanjo’s tenure. In April, NEPA officially changed their name from NEVER EXPECT POWER ALWAYS to PROBLEM HAS CHANGED HANDS (PHCN) by which it is known today. The real reason for this change of name is to minimise the abuses that Nigerians heap on them daily. PHCN is a four syllabic word while the pronunciation of NEPA is two-syllabic. This means that it takes twice the effort to say PHCN than to say NEPA. Thus, when they ‘take’ light, and you want to abuse them for their callousness, it will sound somewhat stressful to say “God punish PHCN”. I am sure that the collective insults from Nigerians around the country must have taken its toll on their officials before they sought for spiritual help where it was revealed that their name is the major cause of their bad luck. Thus they decided to change their name to PHCN in 2005. This change of name was accompanied by a change in management, and the Director General of this darkness producing company was changed to an Ijebu man (you know how Ijebu people like holding things like aka gum). This Ijebu Director General brought in his kinsmen to head the Electricity Distribution Division in the company. The switchboard operators were also changed to Ijebus. Those who were not Ijebus by origin but managed to be employed were made to swear an oath as a prerequisite to their employment that they must perform up to their nomenclature to hold power constantly, even when is cheaper to release it…

It seems that the time allotted for this lecture is over. So we will have to adjourn this class till next week.

IMPORTANT: This article is devoid of any intention to malign any ethnic group or group of persons in this country. All references to ethnic groups are mainly for humour.
Abeg… make una hear ooo. Before one badbelle go carry me go court.  

I am oluwanonso_Esq on Twitter.

Friday, 22 November 2013

The Davido Mentality

DAVIDO GIVES BACK

I stumbled upon this information yesterday and I couldn’t resist posting it. Nigerian pop star David Adeleke a.k.a Davido added one more year to his very young age as he clocked 21. What better way for him to start his day than to exhibit a very generous spirit by giving back to the society that made him who he is today. Davido started his day at the Ikeja Government Primary School where he blessed the pupils with stationery and electronic learning aids. He then visited the Heart of Gold Children’s Hospice and also the Heritage Homes Orphanage where he blessed the residents with gifts of love. Of course, donations to orphanages is not a new thing in this country where wealth abounds in magnitude. But as equity always look to the intention, one must agree that his intentions where purely noble and gallant. Davido is one who technically did not achieve the great heights where he is today through the society. Popularly referred to Omo Baba Olowo, he is the son of a Baba Olowo (Google the meaning).
What I love about his actions is that he did it quietly without ‘louding’ it as is characteristic of most Nigerian politicians today. Had it been that popular ‘maga’ in PDP who decided to do same the same, he would have made sure that all the television cameras in the country where at the scene of wherever he wanted to donate a few ‘chicken change’ to the children from whose parents he had stolen money. And then our ‘Bros’ in APC, in a bid not to be outdone will make sure that his own donation receives CNN coverage.

How many politicans today even remember to give to the less privileged on their birthdays? Except perhaps when elections are around the corner. And if ever they bother to donate anything, their donations will always be accompanied by fliers and grandiloquent propaganda filled speeches, asking the people to vote for them. I wish that these old politicians should take a cue from Davido who did not even sell a single track or brainwash his benefa ctors to listen to his track.
Davido, as we say, ‘Your mama born you well”. I hope you will continue the philanthropic works, and also sing good songs that will add value to the lives of Nigerians. You have already displayed your generous attitude with the Skelewu Dance Competition in September.

See the pictures. O boy, these gallons and trucks no be here oooo.

Thursday, 21 November 2013

WHO IS FOOLING WHO?


And so it had happened that Aunty Stella’s idealistic nature was overpowered by her practical side. Though she was very much another politician on the take, she never allowed the perks of stolen wealth attract her.

From their point of view, the senate might think they are doing us a great favour by opting to investigate the alleged misappropriation of funds by our first-rate aviation minister, Stella Oduah. But of course, we all know where and how their whole charade would turn up. Characteristic of them, they have threatened fire and hailstones when we all know that nothing good would come out of their endless probing. Well, our legislators are always top of the line in their profession. In a seemingly well-practiced act, they have decided to investigate our genteel of an aviation minister. Alas! We are no strangers to their endless comic displays. It’s been long since we last attach any weighted meaning to the scenes being proffered by our comedian-legislators.

The British Statesman, Winston Churchill once declared, "There comes a time in the life of a man (well in this case, a woman) when he would be figuratively tapped on the shoulders (such a time presented itself to our aviation minister) and offered the chance to do a very special thing unique to him and fitted to his talents (considering the Nigerian polity, this rarely classifies as being unique when compared to our fuel subsidy thieves and police pension thief, sorry, boss). What a tragedy if that moment finds him unprepared or unqualified for that which would have been his finest hour."
As a well-bred Nigerian politician, Stella quickly rose to the occasion in unfaltering
cadence. Let that senator who is without a private jet cast the first stone.

Well, Aunty Stella, don’t mind them. That’s how they would be poking their pot-bellies into other people’s affairs. The word jealousy certainly would do no justice to describe their actions. I don’t blame their masochist, old-fashioned and palm-wine blurred reasoning. They don’t have the slightest inkling of how much a tube of Mary Kaycosts.
They think the meagre billions being appropriated yearly to your ministry
is enough to buy the soap you bath with. At least, you are being magnanimous
enough by patching our runways with some of your Mary Kay. You’ve always provided us with expired flying coffins while you take pride in flying state-of-the-art
aircrafts, just as the aviation sector is in a total state of upheaval. Indeed, you are not a learner!

Only God knows what position and status they would have bestowed on James Ibori had the British criminal justice not run to our aid. So the senate should stop fooling themselves, for we all are witnesses to how the Tony Anenihs, Farouk Lawans, Patricia Ettehs, Arunma Ottehs and recently, Diepreye Alamieyeseighas are gallivanting within the corridors of power unabashedly leaving us in an utter state of perplexity. Indeed, ours are ministering with a difference.
               

God bless   Nigeria.

Written by Collins Arikor.

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Lions, Barefeet and Courage



Since university lecturers do not seem willing to return to their lecture theatres until the Federal Government is ready to hand over the whole National treasury to them, let me assume the role of a History teacher today.

This is a legend (or should I say myth?) that has been spurn in the home of every sport loving Nigerian family. It is the story of the legendary match between Nigeria and India where India thrashed (sounds too mild- hammered, trounced, whipped, and slaughtered) the Green Eagles of Nigeria by 99 goals to 1. Aha! That is the one I am talking about. India 99-1 Nigeria. If you didn’t hear this story, and you are at least in Junior Secondary school, then it means that you either didn’t grow up in the country, or you are an extreme Ajebo- the type whose fathers steal millions of naira meant for the development of the country and hide in Swiss banks.

When it happened, no one can tell. Not even the oldest indigenous coach in Nigeria seems to know the exact date or at least year when it happened. But everyone seems to agree that it happened at the National Stadium in Surulere Lagos (Good old Surulere). Everyone also seems to agree that the Indian national football team at that time were mediocre who refused to wear shoes on the pitch. I am sure GEJ is a distant descendant of their coach. (No be me talk am ooo). Many football scholars also seem to agree that it happened immediately after the Civil War. At a time when Gowon was still doing nothing in Lagos, and Mobolaji Johnson was the Military Governor of Lagos State. And Awolowo… where was he? He must have been around as a minister, Nnamdi Azikwe was definitely still Zik of Africa that time. So the period must have been around 1970. (This is what is called deduction)
Who organised the match, I don’t know, but I don’t think the FIFA of Joseph Blatter would have had anything to do with the organisation of the match because India definitely played bare-footed. Historians would agree with me that it was a friendly match, because one of the conditions of the match was that if we managed to score a single goal, we would be the winners of the match. Okay, so the match kicked off at the National Stadium in Surulere which was packed full with (deceased) spectators. Abeg, if you know anybody wey watch the match live wey never die, carry am go Ministry of information kia-kia. Make dem collect sworn affidavit from him. I am very sure that NEPA must have taken light just before the match started (wicked people), and there must have been fuel scarcity at that time because there is no existing video of the match. Shebe camera dey use electricity?
The match kicked off. The Eagles, with their expectations high, looked forward to an easy home win. This is where the story branched into two parts. Here, we have two different accounts from different schools of thoughts. The first school of thought are of the idea that the eleven barefooted Indian players on the pitch were supported by a Team B of eleven airborne players. These eleven players in the air were suspended by means of the (then) latest technology that even the United States had not yet come close to discovering. Whenever the ball gets to an Indian on the ground, he immediately plays the ball up where it is caught by the Team B players in the air, who take it towards the Nigerian goal where they drop it down for a ground player to easily score. This of course explains why they were able to score 99 goals within 90 minutes.
The second school of thought, developed their theory from the confessions of the Nigerian players and goalkeeper on the pitch. Their theory is that whenever the Nigerians had the ball, it would immediately transform, by means of Indian technology, to the head of a lion, or other wild animals. Of course, which Nigerian in his proper senses would continue to kick such a football at the expense of getting his leg bitten off. The keeper also confessed that whenever an Indian fired a shot at him the ball would transform into the head of a roaring lion. The spectators confirmed this with the report that he always dived in the opposite direction of the shot. To lend credence to this theory, the proponents of this school of thought also claim that the players on many occasions complained to the referee (who many believe to be a Sudanese) about this curious development. The referee, being a citizen of a country where such complex technology was unheard of refused to believe their complaints, and ordered the match to go on.The two schools of thoughts reunite at the point where the game almost ended. By this time, India had already spelt the names of all forefathers of Lord Lugard down to the time of Abraham. Here Historians agree that a courageous Nigerian striker (he should be given a post humous award of Member of The order of The Niger for his bravery) risked the roaring lions’ head and fired the ball into the net. The ball turned into stone just before he did so, but he nevertheless went ahead to kick it and he dropped dead just after the he saw the ball go into the net. Of course, there have been speculations as to the identity of the player who scored this heroic goal.  The younger and more ignorant generation believe that this was the handiwork (rather, legiwork) of the Late Nigerian Striker Samuel Okwaraji who was the first Nigerian to die in action on the field. After a careful and detailed examination, I have come to dismiss this theory because it is common knowledge that Samuel Okwaraji died in August 1989 at the same National Stadium Surulere during a World Cup qualifiers game against Angola.
The second and more credible theory as to the identity of the courageous striker is that the shot was fired by none other than Teslim ‘Thunder’ Balogun who was well known for his shots which was rumoured to have torn the goal posts many a time. His left leg was so powerful, that the British Government paid him a large amount of money to prevent him from using his left leg to fire shots during football matches. He could only use it to run and pass. Remember that one of the preconditions of this match was that if the Nigerian team managed to score a single goal, they would be declared the winners of the match. It was with this in mind that Thunder Balogun broke the terms of his contract with the British Imperial Government (wait oo, imperialism in the 1970’s?) and used his thunderlicious left leg to tear a shot into the net with the ball-cum-stone (dirty minds, check the dictionary for the meaning of cum).
  Anyway, his bravery paid off and Nigeria won the match due to his lone goal. According to the legend, this match is the fundamental reason why India has been conspicuously absent from international football competitions. FIFA is afraid that they might employ the use of magical technology to manipulate their matches.
This brings us to the end of our lecture.
PS: Prepare for an examination on the 25th of December. 

Saturday, 16 November 2013

TALES FROM ACROSS THE NIGER

   

  With every passing and fleeing second, Anambra State is coming closer to electing another first citizen for a four-year period. As usual, the terrain is fraught with different crevasses. Few words in a dictionary could sufficiently describe the rising tension in the state. The plots is surely thick to provide us with enough twists in the tale. Besides being recently inducted into the much coveted oil-producing states of Nigeria. Anambra State has a lot to offer us historically. It gave us a Chinua Achebe-unarguably the greatest African writer of all times, and a Chimamanda Adichie,another rising literary giant. In the field of mathematics ,the greatest Nigerian mathematician happened to hail from the state and I assure you it was by no means a coincidence that Philip Emeagwali, the computer prodigy happened to be from Anambra state. Entertainment wise, the legendary king of Igbo highlife music, the late Osita Osadebe came from Anambra state, and not to forget current hip-hop sensation ,P-square,(personally, I like those guys).
              Despite having such array of grandeur, politics in the state is not without its share of intrigues and so when the Supreme court deemed it fit that Anambra state gubernatorial polls should run differently from other Nigerian States, few people gave that a second thought for Anambra state has been known to offer diverse forms of history. The current governorship race seems to be thinning down to a three way affair between former governor Chris Ngige of APC, incumbent-blessed Willie Obiano of APGA and money bag Ifeanyi Ubah of the Labour party. In all fairness to other aspirants, it is certain they stand a chance to be in Goverment house, Awka come November 16,2013,but for goodness sake! the promise by Ifeatu Ekelem of African Democratic Congress(ADC) to build five universities-a fact which Nollywood is yet to come to terms with seems a preposterous illusion of hope and so does the political aspirations of Okeke Chika Jerry of the Action
 Alliance(AA) except of course as Chinua Achebe captures it in his short story, the voter, they want it to be known that there was a time they contested Anambra gubernatorial polls.
               And of course(trust Naija politics),the politics of calumny is doubtlessly thick in the buildup to the polls.Blatant accusations are being leveled at one another by the candidates. one omnious spectacle is the actions of the ruling party who seem to have finally decided on Tony Nwoye to bear their flag in the elections after their horrendous show of debacle.
         Well, whichever way the pendulum decides to swing come November 16 ,one fact stands sure:16 November,2013 is going to be another epoch-making day that would be etched in the annals of Anambra state history and by extension, Nigerian history.




                                                                                                                   COLLINS ARIKOR

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

NIGERIA CANNOT BE COMMERCIALIZED


When the Westminster System of Government was in force in Nigeria, Prime Minister Tafawa Balewa was too futuristic to have urged Nigerians to “move with quiet dignity to our place on the world stage”. On a fifty-three (53) years journey to nationhood, our destination to the world stage has been greeted by chapters of accident, amongst which is the long proposed commercialization of Nigeria. In as much as Nigerians want her country to grow amongst the Comity of States, constructive criticisms of some religiously coated and defective characters in and out of government, does not amount to aggression or hatred of her country; for to criticize one’s country is to render her service and pay her compliments.
 
          Eleven days after Nigeria got her political independence on October 1, 1960, the Sardauna of Sokoto, Sir Ahmadu Bello said, as was carried by the Parrot Newspaper on October 12, 1960, that: “The nation called Nigeria should be an estate of our great grandfather Othman Dan Fodio. We must ruthlessly prevent a change of power. We use the minorities in the North as willing tools and the South as a conquered territory and never allow them to rule over us and never allow them to have control over their future”. General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) did not hide his feelings towards President Goodluck Jonathan’s presidential ambition when he said that; “There may be no Nigeria. I draw parallel with Somalia as many times (Somalisation of Nigeria). I am scared about that. Somalia; they are one ethnic group, one religion, Islam, but for eighteen (18) years, Somalia became so selfish, so corrupt, so undisciplined and they have wrecked the country”. Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar was not spared from this bandwagon when he said that, “Those who make peaceful change impossible will make violent change inevitable”.

          I cannot but classify these old men as little children still suckling their mother’s breast. Nigeria is a democratic State founded on the principles of Equality Justice and Freedom, and not a theocratic State founded on the dogmas of Ethnicity, Religiosity, and Devilry where some politicians decide that the compass of government will be operated from the North or a different section of the country. I can remember when some Northern Governors said that power must return to the North by 2015. This appears very contradictory, that I am forced to ask whether the North is a country per se. The leaders clamoring for the return of power to the North have not fully laid down their own bed. There are about seven (7) million underage girls who are out of school in the North. The highest level of poverty in the country stems from the North. The highest level of illiteracy is in the North. The slowest pace of development is also from the North and yet they say power must return to the North. The Governors of these Northern States no doubt receive their statutory allocations and other fringe benefits accruing from the States and Local Government Consolidated Revenue Account. In spite of all these fiscal arrangement, the North has remained backward and stagnant in development. I wonder how one who cannot manage effectively a small apartment, dares to think of managing a larger one. Let us not be quick to forget the diabolical statement made by Buhari after he lost out to President Jonathan in the 2011 presidential elections, that “he will make this Nation ungovernable for him”. True to his words, the recent upsurge of the deadly Islamic sect, Boko Haram has left much to be desired. In their bid to eradicating Western education, a lot of Nigerians have fallen to their sword.


          On the issue of the proposed National dialogue, the Governor of Jigawa State, Sule Lamido audaciously said that the State will not field any representative in the dialogue, as if Jigawa State is not part of Nigeria.

          No matter what these and other emissaries of rift try to speedy up the division of this nation by commercializing it to a section, Nigeria still remains one and an indivisible country where notwithstanding ones ethnic affiliations and religious denomination, any competent leader from any part of the country can via elections, ascend and pilot the compass of government. From the North, East, South and West of Nigeria, the language of unity and the air of freedom must continue to be spoken and breathe amongst our leaders and the led every moment of a passing day. No matter what 2015 holds, Nigerians continue to live not only as a geographical entity but as a united State still on the journey to her place on the world stage.

 

 
                                                                                               DAVIDSON

 

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

DARE TO DREAM





Zuriel Oduwole with Mrs. Portia Miller, Prime Minister of Jamaica

I was reading a story in Linda Ikeji’s Blog some days ago (Any LIBers in the house? hehe) and I saw the story of Zuriel Oduwole, the 11 year old who has taken the world by storm by being the youngest person to have been interviewed by Forbes and for her passion to enhance education of the girl child in Africa. This girl even before her teenage years has achieved most of the things we wrote in   our essays back in primary school that we wanted to do as adults.

    She, by following a dream which was borne out of a school projects has met with and interviewed majority of the leaders in Africa and even has a computer lab in her name in Tanzania. Some of you might say ‘it’s only because her parents were rich enough to get her those opportunities, all fingers are not equal….’; but the thing is, it’s such excuses that we give ourselves as a reason not to chase our dreams. Every one of us has been blessed with a talent, some multiple talents even to shine and do awesome things but we choose to hide in corners and give ourselves excuses not to soar.

  There’s never a time to early to start chasing a goal and there’s definitely no deadline for one either. I’m sure the Lagos guys reading this know about KFC, yes that place that you took that babe and she sucked you dry; the owner of KFC  Colonel Harland Sanders was what we call ‘bad market’. He had more than ten jobs in his lifetime, most of which he was fired from for insubordination or getting into an altercation. At one point, he was even a lawyer and got into a fight with his own client! It was during one of his numerous jobs that he started making chicken for people and at the age of 65 found his true calling. Now, you can’t think of chicken without thinking of KFC.

Colonel Harland Sanders, founder of KFC
  Also, there’s never a dream to small. It’s probably in our nature as humans but we should learn not to look down on people or even judge people based on their circumstances. You never truly know the true story without being told by the person who experienced it. I also read about this young girl who got into university at fifteen, very bright; only to become pregnant at 18. Of course, the preacher in all of us would go ‘see how this girl just mumu-ed herself now.‘ Well she had the baby and dropped out of school as she couldn’t cope with motherhood and academics while so young. Her father was enraged of course but she took to selling goods and later got back into a private university to study business administration due to her experience from sales. This time, she didn’t make any mistakes; she finished as the best graduating student of her year. This is a true story o, just to let us know that the only thing that can hold you back from being awesome is actually you, not the witch climbing NEPA pole in your village, or the girl giving you bad eye in your class; Just YOU.

    So, don’t let anything or anyone stop you. If you have that talent, develop it and let the world celebrate you. Money isn’t a wall; it may be an obstacle but remember that God puts up the hardest obstacles for his toughest soldiers. The World is waiting!!!

 

 

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

WOLE SOYINKA WHO???


It had to take this lingering ASUU strike for many Nigerian youths to discover and develop their inner talents. Talents which entirely have nothing to do with a university degree.
In fact, the likes of Olawale of Project Fame and Moshood Abiola "Kiddy Mizzy" (@Iam_Mokiddy), the winner of The Skelewu Dance Competition owe their new found wealth to the persistence of the ASUU strike.
The Ministry of Information revealed in August that since the inception of the ASUU strike on July 1st, over 20,000 blogs had been created in Nigeria, and most of which were owned and operated by university students.


Many a citizen of Twitter can hardly tiptoe into his Timeline without being assaulted screaming headlines and latest gossips from bloggers. Infact, there is a popular expression that all was calm on the Twitterian front before the coming of bloggers.
Of these bloggers, we have some that term themselves Personality Bloggers. They give us the latest gossips, right from what Wizkid had for dinner last night to the exact colour of bra and panties that Tiwa Savage wore to the studio this morning. How this concerns me as an average Nigerian, I do not know.
Then we have the other group of bloggers. The Chinua Achebes and Shakespeares.  The servants of the pen who steer the wheels of literature.  Here we have people whose literary talents equal that of the Great Shakespeare. Reading their articles transport one into an imaginary land of reality. Their adept use of imagery to visualise social issues which affect Nigeria as a whole. I was reading an article THE PULSE by a friend one day and came close to having a ‘Literary orgasm’.  You can read THE PULSE here.
But the problem is that of these later group of talented writers, a lot of them choose to waste their talents by recreating sexual scenes and promoting incest. Youths who have the innate capacity of writing even better than Achebe stoop so low to become emergency pornography authors. It pains me to see such prodigious talent put to a detrimental waste.
I long to read articles by my fellow youths which will give me cause to believe in the future of this generation. Stories which are capable of showing that this generation has all it takes to salvage the country from the present state of irresolution. Stories which will bring the Nobel prize for Literature back to Nigeria; and above all, stories to prove that we are the intellectual giants of Africa.


I am Oluwanonso_Esq on Twitter.
Special thanks to Shakespearanwalter @Walt_Shakes.

Monday, 28 October 2013

THE BIG FAT LIARS


Try not to become a man of success, but rather strive to become a man of value. When Prof. Dora Akunyili, former minister of information, announced in November/December 2010 that the Federal Government has stomached nine (9) new federal universities to be sited in Bayelsa, Jigawa, Kastina, Ebonyi, Kogi, Nasarawa, Gombe, Taraba, and Ekiti states, many Nigerians especially those from the affected states couldn't but hail his Solomonic wisdom.
In 2011, President Goodluck Jonathan after his victory over his presidential opponent Buhari said; "I believe in the youths and that they have potentials that must be harnessed by government. So we would surely work with them." I wonder how a president can successfully and efficiently harness the potential energies of the youths while they twiddle their thumbs at home and watch their talents rot. Victory they say intoxicates. I would have been more surprised if the president had not issued these political mantras to magnify the youth hopes for giving him his landslide victory. Two years after, our magnified hopes is being rewarded with a four months old government employed strike where the youths cool their heels at home. He went further to give a quintessential of Yakubu Gowon, who became the country's head of state at the age of 32 and Diette Spiff who at the age of 29 became the military governor of Rivers State. The Federal Government is too intelligent enough to be taught that Yakubu Gowon and Diette Spiff never attained these feats by warming the benches at home.
An agreement entered into by the Federal Government and the Academic Students Union of Universities (ASUU) in 2009 has been greeted with panoply of strikes four years after the government's refusal to implement the Memorandum Of Understanding in totality. It was reported that about 53 letters were sent to the authorities responsible in consideration of the plights of the educational system, before they embarked on an indefinite strike. The callous response by the Federal Government to the ongoing strike has also necessitated other bodies like the Nigerian Union of Teachers (NUT) and the Nigerian Union of Petroleum and Natural Gas Workers (NUPENG) to threaten joining the industrial action in solidarity with ASUU's demand. Let us be very sensitive enough in apportioning blame. ASUU is just a pressure group, and in years to come, nobody will blame them for their continuous industrial actions, they will rather reproach their elected representatives whom they pay their tax to. It is not a matter of new innovations but using ones new innovations in tweaking moribund ones. If the government cannot renovate the existing universities, how do they intend to manage the new ones? I see no future and rhythm in the supposed nine universities to be sited in the aforementioned states. Since the agreement between the Federal Government and ASUU was entered into in 2009 and later consolidated in 2011 by a Memorandum Of Understanding, the monies earmarked in building the supposed universities should rather be wisely channeled in upgrading our educational debris, for a nation that cannot take care of the many who are poor cannot take care of the few who are rich.
In one of my articles, the POLITICAL GAMBITS, I questioned Newton's third law of motion due to its continual defiance by politicians in our political landscape. When politicians make a promise and defy it, one cannot but call them liars. When they continually defy the same promise year in year out, some Nigerians prefer to call them "Washi Mongers" but I salivate in calling them the big fat liars. A liar will never be believed, even when he speaks the truth. The Federal Government have partially amortized ASUU with N 40 billion in respect of their personal allowance, and they are literally begging them to return to the classrooms, while negotiation continues. ASUU are clamoring for about  N 90 billion but only N 40 billion has been paid them. I understand that Nigeria's health sector loses about N 125 billion annually to foreign medical check ups by our leaders. I also know that our legislators are one of the highest paid law makers in the world. I am crashing at this instance to tell you that president Goodluck Jonathan has a 10 aircraft presidential Air fleet that is larger than the fleets of three domestic Airline combined and maintained annually at an estimated cost of N 9.08 billion and yet the government says there is no money to pay ASUU. I think our plastic leaders are only bent on telling us white lies today and black ones tomorrow. Nigeria's debt rate stands at about N 9 trillion and I see nothing bad in cutting down by 40% or more from the salaries of our legislators and also sell about 9 of the presidential aircrafts so as to pay up the debt owned ASUU and other national and foreign debts rather than shouting there is no money.
In 2011, president Goodluck Jonathan advising the Governors Forum as to what their priorities should be after their oath of office said that: We must not set a precedent that will haunt us when we leave office…" it grieves me to say that some students haven taken the line of least resistance have profited from the Federal Government Employment Strike (FGES) by involving in prostitution, arm robbery, kidnapping, youth restiveness and other vices. Like his contradictory advice, the spirits of those killed and even arrested in the process will continue to haunt him in and out of office.
To be of use in the world is the only way to happiness.  For the Nigerian students, let us not wait for the Federal Government who keep telling us volley of fat lies to determine our destinies, rather let us turn our scars into stars by involving and engaging our minds and hands in meaningful ventures. Abraham Lincoln as at the age of 8 had started reading encyclopedias and he eventually taught himself law. Today he is Americas most celebrated president. Let us together as youths remember that April showers bring May flowers.

Written by Davidson Obabueki

Friday, 25 October 2013

THE INSANITY OF GAY MARRIAGE

Since the inception of the world, God was too impeccable to say, “Let us make man in our own image and likeness”, and too creative enough to have performed the first anatomical surgery on earth by forming a woman out of the ribs of a man. It wasn’t a mistake when He said, “Be fruitful, multiply and fill the earth”. True to His divine creativity, the world has continued to experience this biotic potential. So, it is common place to see a man pop the question to his woman, walk her down the aisle, honeymoon and eventually procreate.

On the contrary, the caricature nature of some men popping the question to their man, holding hands, walking him down the aisle, telling his friends that he has tied the knot with his Mr. Right and even honeymooning, has become one of the greatest insanity to mankind. I cannot imagine a man exchanging marital vows with his man, nor smooch a man. I cannot even dare to see a woman lost in the kissing spree of another woman, or a man thinking of procreating by engaging his man or a woman playing footsie with her woman or taking her out for shopping. I cannot also but marvel to hear a man and a man or a woman and a woman as the case may be say that God has been faithful to our six years of blissful marriage. There insane and inane bouts cannot be but the heightened extent of gay mania.

From the practices of the Sodomites in the City of Sodom and Gomorrah, to its eventual destruction by fire, the acts of gay marriage have become a culture hitherto. Countries like the United States of America, Britain, New Zealand, France, Uruguay, et cetera are chauvinists of gay marriage as their Constitution legalizes it. The non-legalization of gay marriage in Nigeria, doesn’t take away the fact that it is practiced. Institutions that allow same sex education for whatever reason to thrive in a country where the rectitudes are fast evading usually leave their products in the cold hands of this maniac culture. Lesbianism, bestiality, pederasty, sodomy and buggery are all insane acts that make others homophobic.

Section 214 (1) of the Criminal Code Act states that: “Any person who has canal knowledge of any person against the order of nature is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for fourteen years”. In the area of pederasty, Section 216 of the same Act provides that: “Any person who unlawfully and indecently deals with a boy under the age of fourteen years is guilty of a felony and is liable to imprisonment for seven years”. The Holy Writ in Leviticus 18:22 enunciates that: “Thou shalt not lie with mankind…it is abomination”.

It is not that it gladdens my heart in reproaching the actors of this act, but I just want to enlighten them that their actions are unconventionally insane and as such they should laicize from it. Gay marriage and the practices that lead to it can be stopped. If it doesn’t take the law to cure you of your craze, definitely, you cannot escape the divine grace and atonement of Christ.

Written By Davidson Obabueki.
Please note that this write-up is the personal belief and conviction of writer. 

Thursday, 24 October 2013

COURT INJUNCTION AGAINST BRYMO


Nigerian Singer Olawale Ashiru ‘Brymo’ who until hitherto was one of Chocolate City’s biggest signing seems to be in legal hot water with his Label. Brymo reportedly signed a contract with the label which has Jude Abaga ‘M.I’ as the Oga at the top. Brymo’s contract with Chocolate City was meant to last till 2016, but given his human affinity for disputes seems to be at loggerheads with his label. Chocolate City which has other talented artistes like IcePrince, M.I and formerly Jesse Jagz is one of the biggest labels in the country.



Now why am I going way out of my comfort zone to make this story? Chocolate city on Monday 21st October got an injunction through their legal firm, L & A Legal consultants against Brymo, “restraining him from recording, releasing, distributing any composition, song, musical works or carrying out any activity as a recording or performing artist through or for the benefit of any other organisation other than Chocolate City pending the determination of the suit against him.” So in other words, if he doesn’t settle his dispute with Chocolate City, his career is ‘finished’, as he cannot even do a collaboration or feature on another artiste’s track. To do so would be in contempt of the orders of the court.
Brymo seems to be very pissed with the development, as it is very paramount in his intentions to opt out of the label as soon as possible, but Chocolate City having nurtured him into the artiste he is today is reluctant to let him go, at least not until the expiration of his contract in 2016. This current development has been raking a lot of public reaction, given the fact that Brymo is one of Nigeria’s talented artiste. Many are concerned about the future of Chocolate City, which has already lost Jesse Jagz, another talented hip hop artiste to a similar brouhaha.
What is worthy of note is the lackadaisical attitude with which many Nigerians sign contracts these days. Many do not even know the implications of what they are signing. Most of our ‘big-shot’ artistes are what I would term illiterates, as they didn’t finish their education. Some dropped out of school to make music, while others didn’t even have intention of schooling at all. This is one of the major reasons why most of them ‘gbagaun’ on Twitter and other Social Networking sites on a daily basis. In fact, some of them even go to such lengths as ‘gbagauning’ in their lyrics. It is not out of place to listen to a Nigerian hit song and wonder whether the person who wrote the lyrics actually read what he wrote.
Nigeria is a country that is so talented, that the number of upcoming artistes is actually more than the audience who are interested in listening to the track. The Legal Watchmen is appealing to all upcoming artistes to biko, biko, biko, understand the terms of contract with the label that is signing you. If the terms of the contract is voluminous, and worded in a manner that may induce headache, try and get a lawyer or at least a law student to explain your rights and liabilities. There is a well-known Latin maxim in law: ubi jus ubi remedium. Where there is a right there is a remedy.  No matter how disparaging the terms of contract may seem, there would be loopholes which you can utilize in your favour.
  It is high time education is taken seriously in this country, and standards set.
Brymo is very talented no doubt, but even the best talent when left idle for three years will experience strain and pressure. It is best that he settles this amicably in the interest of his career. He is too talented not to work.

Incase you don’t know who Brymo is (are you a learner?) Naa him sing Good Morning and Ara. And he put mouth for Iceprince’ Oleku. 

I am oluwanonso_Esq on Twitter.

Monday, 21 October 2013

PREDICT AND WIN



I believe that we have reached a level of maturity in this country when we should not be told of our responsibilities any more. So I cannot fathom why the Telecommunications Industry, and more specifically, the Telecommunications companies have not started commercialising this ASUU strike. I receive albeit useless messages from MTN and AIRTEL daily asking me to subscribe to one information plan or the other- things that do not concern me. They sometimes offer information such as health tips or sports updates.
But since the inception of this ASUU strike, or more specifically, when ASUU and Federal Government broke down their negotiations, I foresaw a very cool way for these Telecommunications to make money from students. They ought to offer information services such weekly updates on the ASUU strike for just 50 Naira/month. This is something that most students sitting at home would have gladly subscribed to. And it goes without saying that the intuitive company would have made their profits in serious figures.
Besides, I want to bring myself to believe that multinational companies that make large turnout in profits have a corporate responsibility to Nigerian citizens to raise their standard of living (I stand to be corrected). That is why we have various scholarship programmes and promotional offers by these companies. We receive messages from GLO everyday telling us to partake in one promo or the other. So I cannot bring myself to understand why till date, no one has thought of the idea of a predict and win game. I long to receive that message from MTN to predict correctly the date that ASUU will call off the strike and win a Blackberry Bold 5. Of course, that is for starters. Others can come up with better ideas and better prizes.
And banks should not leave out in the fun. Since our bank accounts have been dormant for these three weeks, they can also come up with interesting offers or promos for us. Think of an advertorial from GTBank that the person who checks his (empty) account balance the highest number of times in a day could win a TECHNO phone.
We students cannot be the overall losers after the strike. We must have something to show for the (nearly) four months that we spent at home. Money cannot bring   happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Toyota SUV than in a Keke Napep.

I am oluwanonso_Esq on Twitter

Sunday, 20 October 2013

A CONFUSED MINISTER



Weeks ago, President Jonathan Goodluck Jonathan gave the chops to nine (9) Ministers under the guise of cabinet reshufflement. A lot of Nigerians were expecting the Minister of Petroleum, Alison Diezani Madueke to be heaved-ho of her public duty considering her corrupt stunts of public money. Although much is yet to be revealed about this acclaimed Petroleum Minister, the Minister of Aviation, Stella Odua has overnight become the flavour of the mouth of Nigerians.

On the 3rd of October, 2013, two days after the Independence Jamboree, an Associate Airline bound Ondo state, crashed in Lagos state minutes after take-off. According to reports, the airline had an engine glitch and was on a test-flight. It was even alerted by the automated machine within the plane before take-off that she was not air-worthy. Within the space of two weeks after the unfortunate incident, two plane crashes were adverted. We should not be quick to forget the Dina air disaster that occurred in Lagos on June 3rd, 2012. After the 3rd of October incident, a lot of reactions elicited from Nigerians. Via the social network, the radio, the electronic media, et cetera, well-meaning Nigerians ventilated their spleen on the Aviation Minister who as a result of external and internal pressure couldn’t but arrogate the disaster as an act of God. Considering her confused state of mind and her life being on the line, the Ministry of late acquired for her two brown new BMW bullet proof cars to the tune of two hundred and fifty-five million naira (N255, 000,000). Let us not be deceived that the money was from her personal income. Miss Wise thinks buying two bullet proof cars will be sufficient enough in saving her life from any supposed and perceived minatory. Let her not forget like Goodluck Jonathan who raised an alarm that there may be some Judas Iscariots in her Ministry. I expected her to have complemented it with a bullet proof house so she can live a bullet proof life.

Some police officers in Imo State have threatened to strike after they were posted to violence-prone States in the North. One would have expected the Federal Government to channel these monies rather in purchasing bullet proof armour vehicles, cuirasses, breastplates and even helmets for our security forces considering the incessant security threats by some sinisterous guerilla forces in the North-Eastern parts of the country.

What and who on earth must have induced a Minister to expend such exorbitant amount in purchasing two transient bullet proof automobiles? It seems as if these bullet proofs will act as her talisman from death. From the annals of history, the most protected are not always the ones that live longest. I would suggest that Stella Odua gives her life to Christ as her amulet, so as to remedy her from her indecisive, hysteric and confused presence of mind.


Written by DAVIDSON OBABUEKI.

WHERE IS JUSTICE?

I watched with unspeakable wrestling and agony in my soul as humans were been beaten, battered, shattered and kindled with fire. With anger so devoid of mercy, emotion were expressed in so vivid a way that would have a made a 13th Century Viking cower in fear. Distracted by head-lifting and side-shifting, I tried to pause and cry but the tears only welled up in my eyes. I found myself in a tightrope of pains wrangling in my brain. I watched as spectators counselled and stoked up their death. I watched as they writhed and struggled in the sheets of flames. I also watched as they gasped for breath but none was forthcoming. All that they could inhale was the pungent smell of burning flesh and mangled bones. I imagined them never meeting their waterloo after their labour of love for their country. And I saw as they drooped, deflated and died under the irresistibly chilling hot shadows of fire. I saw, I watched, I imagined and I wept for the four Nigerian students of the University of Port Harcourt as they were lynched to death for flimsy reasons by angry mobsters in Umuokiri in Aluu Community on October 5th, 2012.

One would have thought that justice would be expedite in circumstances of this nature, but exactly a year after, justice still hangs on the balance. I cannot stoop so low to praise our justice system as she has plunged herself into a situation where Rome is burning and Augustus Caesar fiddling his fingers. All the talents that pleased God to bless Ugunna Obuzor; an eighteen (18) years old, 200 level, Geology student, Lloyd Toku Mike; a nineteen (19) years old, 200 level, Civil Engineering student, Tekena Elkanah; a twenty (20) years old, Diploma Technician student and Chiadaka Odinga; a twenty (20) years, 200 level, Theatre Arts student have all been plunged into eternal oblivion. Just imagine the physical and emotional trauma their parents are going through because of delayed justice.

After the public hue and cry by the citizens of India upon the gang rape of a twenty-three (23) years old woman, who subsequently died a week after in hospital from the internal injuries occasioned by the act by four men, the Indian Supreme Court wasted no time in sentencing them to death. The actions of the angry mobs who murdered the four Nigerian students were carried out within a day, and in spite of the hue and cry from Nigerians, there seem not to be an element of justice. All we can perceive is delayed justice and its eventual denial. The Adversarial system of justice in force in Nigeria is very slow and it is no disparagement on our judiciary to learn and if possible adopt the apace Jury System of other countries who are at the vanguard of justice. I am always tempted to ask, what is the essence of a State without justice? And St. Augustine answered me in his book, ‘City of God’, that; “Without justice, a State is nothing but a robber band”. From the decision reached in Major General Hamza Musdapher’s case by our Nigerian Courts, the citizens are still yet to feel primarily the keen of justice, and savor the cutting-edge of the law.

Chapter IV of Section 33(1) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria provides that every person has a right to life, and no one shall be deprived intentionally of his life, save in execution of the sentence of a court in respect of a criminal offence of which he has been found guilty in Nigeria. It was never certified by any Nigerian Court that the students committed an offence that warranted those blood-thirsty and barbaric members of the Aluu Community to intentionally snuff out their right to life. Or was it that the animals who devoured the Nigerian students deemed it appropriate to form a court to trial people. If that been the case, then that mobocratic rule was no less than a Bill of Attainder or a Bill of Pains and Penalties where a man was pronounced guilty without trial. The name Aluu means ‘abomination’, and according to the diseased members of that community, what the students did amounted to an anathema before them but not before the law. The members of the Aluu Community took the laws into their own hands and constituted a Kangaroo Court where no rules apply and resorted to jungle justice. The murderers, onlookers, the members and people around the scene who contributed in stoking their killings, like Macbeth who heard a voice cry saying sleep no more Macbeth doth murder sleep, the innocent sleep are as well culpable by virtue of Section 7 of the Criminal Code Act which delineates that when an offence is committed, each of the following persons is deemed to have taken part in committing the offence and to be guilty of the offence, and may be charged with actually committing it, that is; (a) every person who actually does the act, (b) every person who does any act for the purpose of aiding or enabling another person to commit the offence, (c) every person who aids another person in committing the offence, and (d) any person who counsels any other person to commit the offence. And Section 319 of the same Act provides that any person who commits murder shall be sentenced to death. As plain and clear as these provisions may seem, justice seems unforthcoming.

The bane of Nigerians still remains fiat justitia (let justice be done). This is not the Roman Colosseum situation where early Christians were killed by lions and gladiators as public sport. Neither is it Cosmas and Damian situation; two Arabian brothers who after surviving ordeals of drowning, burning and stoning eventually ended up been beheaded and nothing was done to that effect. My heart bleeds for justice because it is the sharpest part of the law that when denied of it, the whole essence of existence becomes blunt. My balance has been offset. The souls of the four students killed in the  Aluu Community in Port Harcourt have submerged me in a justice-thirsty  state. Where are the human right activists, the long arm of the law, the coroners, the radicals, the legal practitioners of our country? Where are they? Justice hands on a balance. When will justice flow down like a river and integrity like a mighty stream in Nigeria? Says the LEGAL WATCHMEN. If justice is not manifestly and undoubtedly seen to be done, fate will play herself in the succeeding years to come.

Written by Obabueki Davidson.

Saturday, 19 October 2013

SIMPLE AND SHORT!


           First of all, I'd like to apologise for our little hiatus (google is your friend). Blame it on ASUU hehe. Now, you know how you see a writeup about something that seems interesting, so you start to read. You make it past the first and second paragraph, by the third paragraph you get curious 'how long is this thing sef' and so your eyes dart down to the end of the page and see that you aren't even halfway through and you're like ' HELL NO!' Nobody has time to read some long, boring article about something that doesn't affect the price of garri in the market.
       It's definitely not wrong to say that our reading culture is dying faster than the mosquitoes that have the guts to approach me at night and we can't only blame the age we are in. Of course, with all the social networking not many kids are interested in picking up books to read or have the patience to read an article with a thousand words. This is not about the repercussions of our children not reading; of which we know there are many. It's more concerned with those of us blessed with the gift of writing. We have the responsibility to write things in ways that grab and hold the attention of our audience - both young and old. Sometimes its hard to pack all that passion and want for expression in a few words and make it interesting at the same time but in the end the reason we write is so that others can read and nobody would do that if the words look like they aren't even English! 
       In the light of keeping the words to the barest minimum; let me just say to the writers; let's make the effort to keep it as short and as entertaining as possible and to the readers, well we can't always expect pictures so look at it that the lack of pictures gives you the freedom to paint your own pictures from the words you read. So have a little patience and endure to the last paragraph.....most times
you'd be glad you did.

Sunday, 13 October 2013

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Thursday, 10 October 2013

THE POLITICAL QUESTION



Some physicists have over the years succeeded in discovering divergent laws of Physics, and have carried out series of test in the laboratories. I will not in any way rate them a hundred percent, for notwithstanding their scientific niche, the failure on their part to relate their blest discoveries to the direct elements of the society have left the great unwashed at the mercy of quandary. The rising tide of evil spirit living amongst men has no doubt crept into the political structure of Nigeria. It may be difficult to decipher this, but these “evil spirits” are seen and its operations understood by some people. Like its “invisible nature” but tangible defects, the Simple Harmonic Motion in the laws of Physics, lends color to the political question.
The Simple Harmonic Motion is the periodic motion of a body along a straight line such that the speed of the body is directed towards  a fixed point and is equal to its displacement from it original position. For clarity's sake, the pendulum is assumed to be a body or mass in a motionless state along a straight line. The pendulum only moves left and right towards a fixed point if displaced from its original position. This movement is known as the vibratory or oscillatory movement (toing and froing movement). The political landscape in Nigeria is likened to the operation of a pendulum. By the social contract theory propounded by the triads of John Locke, Thomas Hobbes and Jean Jacques Rosseau, the citizens of Nigeria have conferred their sovereignty on the government in return for security amenities, shelter et cetera. This graphical representation reflects a direct relationship between Nigerians and her government. The small body mass that sprouts out of the pendulum is the government and the string or straight line that connects or binds the people to her government makes up the pendulum, hence we have a government in motion which is the basis of administrative law.
However, by the Simple Harmonic Motion, when the pendulum assumes a state of equilibrium, much progress in the country is achieved. When displaced to and fro its original position, we loose our grip. Why?
The Fundamental Objectives and Directive Principles of State Policy set out in Chapter II of Section 13 of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, makes it the duty and responsibility of all organs of government, and all authorities and persons, exercising legislative, executive or judicial powers to conform to, observe and apply the provisions of this chapter of the constitution. The Athens Act of 1953 emphasized that government as well as citizens should be subject to the law. But how possible and efficient can a government be subjected to the law and conform to, observe and apply the provisions of Chapter II of the Constitution when the Simple Harmonic Motion in our political pendulum is often displaced and swung at cross purposes with the citizens. Who are the “unseen” political displacers? Just as a pendulum is displaced by a living thing, in our political atmosphere, who are the displacers? Are they spirits?
When Nigeria gained her independence on October 1, 1960, a lot of Nigerians were grateful to our founding fathers. They were the fighters of our faith. They secured for us the original position that is now been displaced by some “masqueraded evil spirits” who parade themselves as godfathers. A lot of names have been mentioned as regards people using underground methods in masquerading the operation of government. From the Federal Government down to the States and Local Governments, these masqueraders reign supreme. I am still yet to demystify the rationale for displacing the equilibrium of government to and fro. Is it that the “evil spirits” that shifts the free flow of government’s machinery do that to sit on the coat tail of the government? Or do they do it to enrich themselves? If their actions are carried out to better the country which I doubt, it will be a plus to the social contract between the government and her citizens.
The fixed point of the toing and froing movement of the pendulum of government has already been set by these “masquerades”. They ensure that the pendulum does not exceed a particular limit according to their displacement thereby making the nation grapple and dawdle behind in development. The displacers, determines the direction and extent (fixed point) to which the body [leader(s) and the led (pendulum)] will reach. The displacers and the displacement theory is the political questions. Who are the displacers in our Polity?The citizens are always on the receiving end. When are we going to unmask these masquerade? So say Nigerians. To some Nigerians, the “masqueraders” remote-control the cabinet of the small mass of the pendulum. To others, the one been remote-controlled subject themselves to the “unseen” organ grinder, owing to the fact that when they bow out of national service, they receive their fringe benefits from them.
Which either way, the Simple Harmonic Motion can only have a seismic and direct effect on Nigerians if only the government will be sincere enough to pray their way through in unmasking these defective “evil spirits” who swing the machinery of government to and fro even after retirement.
I stand to be disputed. But all railleries and clamours against this write up are subject to the Davidson’s principle that “if there be any man made law subsisting, that law is relative and questionable”.

WRITTEN BY DAVIDSON OBABUEKI

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