HEAVEN TO THE RESCUE.
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I
drove in the company of the GPS. She, as Alex liked to describe it, wasn't much
help at keeping me entertained or awake. We were too far from any city to get
radio signals and so I was stuck with the rap songs Alex had in his car. Even
with the songs blaring from the Speakers Alex didn't move from his slumber.
Whatever sedative that hunter had given him would probably have given anaesthesia a run for it’s money. I had slapped him across the face enough times to leave the area slightly reddish hoping he
would wake up but he would only turn and continue sleeping. At a point, I began
to envy him. The things I would have done to have a good, soft bed to crash on right then. He had stopped bleeding, at least the hunter had done one thing
right by applying some pressure to the injury to stop the bleeding but I still
felt he should have it checked out. The bullet might have been laced with
something. Poison? Maybe that was what was making him sleep so long? Or maybe it would
make him hallucinate and start to act out his hallucinations! I had to take a deep breath to stop my mind from
overreacting. Hopefully, he was just enjoying what had become an over two hour
nap under the influence of a sedative. That was normal. Right?
***
I had been
driving for almost three hours with my mind constantly reminding me that i could be going in the driving myself to Jos without knowing it. My mum always chided me for not knowing how to drive myself to Kaduna
or the cities that led to it. I would always tell her that if I ever needed to
drive, I would get a driver and so I never learned the route. See why you
should listen to your parents! The GPS had gotten me this far; hopefully it would
take me the rest of the way. It was nearing 9am. The sun looking nice and
bright, perfect weather for a wedding. It was my best friend’s wedding day. The day we’d dreamed about since
we recognized the importance of boys. Nena must have tried my number at least a
thousand times by now. I tried to find comfort in the fact that it could have
been a lot worse. I could have been married off to some old chief by now or be
stranded because I couldn't drive and Alex was sleeping like he was half dead.
So in comparison, I was having a good day.
I took my eyes off the road long enough to
see that according to the GPS, we were about an hour and some minutes away from Kaduna. A
smile slowly tattooed itself across my face when I saw that. If that was
anything to go by, I would make it in time for the wedding and the last
forty-eight hours of horror would not be in vain. While turning to look at the
side mirror two things caught my attention. Firstly, the blinding stench that
was emanating from my armpit! I smelled like fish and coffee mixed together.
After not taking a bath for almost two days and running and sweating ever so
often, I suppose it was to be expected. The terrible smell coming from my body
almost made me forget the second thing I had noticed while looking at the side
mirror. A car seemed to have been following me for a while. I was on an express-way, wide enough for a person to overtake if they felt it necessary and a few cars
had zoomed past so it was puzzling that this white car had been a few metres
behind me for almost thirty minutes. I had noticed it earlier but thought
nothing of it till I looked out again and saw the same car. I could tell it was a man
driving but I was too far to recognize the features. I tried to convince myself
that it was paranoia and hunger making me over-assess the situation. I put my
foot to the gas pedal and sped on ahead thinking i would probably lose after the bend that was up ahead; but still he followed me. Why would
someone be following me in the middle of nowhere unless they knew me or wanted
to rob me. I looked around the car, there was nothing to steal. Pastor had made
sure to take care of that as I was naïve enough to let him. So what did this
guy want?
My heart
started to beat very fast again as I thought of what to do. I looked at Alex, looking
oh-so-peaceful in his sleep that was nearing three hours now. Still looking at
the road, I went at his face with a slap. Thwack! “Alex, will you wake up
already! Haba! Someone is following us!” There was no stir, no sound; he just
continued with his soft snores. It looked like I would have to face this one alone. Wasn't I just
saying some minutes ago that I was having a good day?
I thought about
speeding until I got to Kaduna, it was just about fifty minutes away at that point
but then it occurred to me that this could also be someone going for the
wedding that recognized Alex’s car and was trying to get my attention. But then,
I had been making all kinds of wrong choices throughout this journey and I was
too hungry to endure another situation arising before getting to that wedding. But
I also had to consider Alex’s arm; I needed to get him to the hospital before
getting to the wedding and I didn’t even know the way to any hospitals in the city. The only gadgets I
knew how to handle were my phone and laptop so configuring this GPS to direct me to a hospital was not an
option; but if I knew this person, they could probably help me take Alex to the
hospital while I hustled my way to Nena. All these options and things to
consider just to make the decision to either speed up or park the car. I said a
silent prayer as I slowed the car to a stop by the side of the road.
As was
expected, the person in the car caught up to me and parked his car in front of mine.
He got out of the car revealing his almost six feet figure with muscles bulging
from his tight T-shirt. As he stood locking the door, I peered through the
windscreen to see if I could recognize him. He looked like…..Taye? What was
Taye doing here? But when did Taye get so muscular? And he couldn't possibly be
on the road when his wedding was in about an hour. It was then he turned
towards me and I noticed the birthmark just about his right eyebrow. I heaved a
huge sigh of relief . Kehinde!
***
“Aishatu!" No one else felt the need to call out my full name but Kehinde. "Do you know how long I’ve been trying to get
your attention. I expected to see Alex driving though.” He said locking me in a huge
embrace. For once, I had made the right call.
“Kehinde, you can’t begin to understand how happy I am
to see you. I thought you were Taye for
a second there.”
“It’s good to see you too. You look exhausted Aisha and
where is Alex? Taye told me the both of you were coming together. It sounded like a
recipe for disaster. I hope you haven’t dumped my friend’s body somewhere oh.”
He said chuckling.
“Not yet oh. Look at him sleeping in there.” I said
tilting my head in the direction of the passenger’s seat. Kehinde went around
and tried to wake him up. Alex didn’t budge.
“What’s wrong with him? Which kind sleep be dis?”
“Long story oh. You wouldn’t believe if I told you. Your
brother and sister-in-law have put me through what has to be the craziest
journey of my life, but don’t worry he’s alive. He’s injured though. I actually
stopped hoping it was someone I knew so they could take him to the hospital for
me.”
It was then he noticed the blood on his shirt. Clearly
alarmed he asked “ Ahah, Aisha what happened to him?” Then I proceeded to recount the happenings of the entire journey and all it’s craziness to him. I had not realized how good a story it was until I retold it to him. By the time I was done he was
so shocked all he could do was laugh.
“And all that
happened between yesterday and today? After all that, the both of you have to
get married and make Aisha and Taye do this for your own wedding.” I laughed like I hadn’t been secretly imagining the same outcome while driving.
“You
don’t even know. I’m waiting to find out which is a longer journey by road-
Lagos to Ghana or Lagos to Kaduna. If Lagos to Kaduna is longer, I’ll find
another place. They must experience the ‘thrills’ of a road trip.” I said as we
both burst into laughter.
